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A part of the opening is Laurie and Doug giving decorating recommendation to a https://spankingporn.vip/ while-shifted Pilgrims. Fortunately, the Pilgrims are solely actors, as a result of real Pilgrims would most likely have the decorating duo within the pillory with their ears nailed to the wooden. Laurie's violating dress codes (circa 1620) and Doug is, let's be sincere here, Doug. If they didn't find something to hate after one or two episodes they would not be attempting onerous sufficient. This is adopted by a shot of Amy Wynn and one other Pilgrim sawing a log with a two-particular person saw whereas Ty tries to look busy. Ty suggests a cordless saw. Well, that's form of what it's already. The trenches: The room Doug shall be abusing is a kitchen/dining-room/residing-room combo. Which is, to my eyes, gaudy and cramped. And these items is new? Cripes. Homeowners: Tina and James. Laurie's victim room is an extended but not terrible-looking dwelling room. Its main downside is that it looks, properly, really really lived-in. But I'm being polite. I do not like it a lot, either. Homeowners: John and Barbie. (A blonde named Barbie. They're all blondes, aren't they?) They also have canines, so Barbie would not need something "too fancy", as a result of she has animals. You bought Laurie in there, you realize that? I'd drive this automobile into a wall if it weren't for the other folks on the street! Ah, Laurie and Doug go purchasing. Laurie, being the great particular person she is, is backseat driving, saying she is aware of learn how to get to Beacon Hill. She follows this up by proclaiming to the primary set of ears she sees (an antiques dealer) that Doug's driving just isn't as much as par. She also gets the vapours (not less than, that is what it appeared like) when telling the seller that she's responsible for half 100 grand in money. Antique dealer immediately tries to sell her everything in arm's attain. He knows his prospects, that's for certain. You've watched this show earlier than... proper? Ah, one of the homeowners has already talked about that she desires to keep her beloved ground. And already I hear each carpenters speaking about their Designing Overlords replacing the ground. It's already shaping up to be a regular day at the races. Decadent: Within the technique of moral or physical decay. Laurie buys a $2,800 chair and squeals that she's "sooooooooo decadent!" She also mentions that she has carte blanche, "Nobody to hold me accountable!" for what she does. (Calls up a screencap of the homeowners.) Yep, it's simply a daily day at the races, all proper. Ads with out the commercials: Only Ty, Amy Wynn, and a digital camera crew may stroll into a house Depot and get help immediately. Ty, ever the gentleman, asks to be helped find the bathroom. Ty-dor the Burninator: Ty (who, driving a toy car in another scene, spun out) supposedly blocked the hearth lane of the house Depot he went to. Math time: if the wood he's looking at (and wincing about the price) is $529 per sq. foot, and there's about 100 sq. toes in the store, how much will the lawsuit for just that lumber be if the place burns down? Ad executives. They execute ads. In the course of the business, we see Sony Vega advert primary. Keep in mind that. The Perkinator: Paige explains the foundations, and looks to be about to burst before she mentions the $100,000. When she does point out it, there's a lot excitement and Barbie accuses Paige of being "stuffed with it". When you mean filled with perkiness, you're proper. Meanwhile, Tina's vocabulary has devolved into "Stop it! Stop it!" I died in your arms tonight: Laurie, ever the grasp of the delicate, tells the newly-arrived homeowners that she is "Dying, I am dying for you!" Evidently Tina does not need Laurie dead - in opposition to the needs of some viewers members, one would suppose - because she continues her litany of "Stop it!" in between other, extra meaningful, phrases. Laurie also claims she's shaking, and she holds out her hand and shakes it to prove it. (Holds out hand and shakes it.) Damn, so am I. Hard to sort with one hand, though. Gender mirrors: Both male homeowners seemed reluctant to join their wives in the large Excited Designer Hug. Don't they make sauce? Product placement alert: Doug's putting in Pergo floors. Crooooooooooooooowbar! Tina and James try to pry their neighbor's Tv out of an armoire, however it is wedged in tight. Much endeavoring finally frees it of its moorings. My evil aspect wished to see them use a crowbar, but they didn't, I guess as a result of it's, you know, a bigass expensive Tv. Damn, the destruction quotient will probably be surprisingly low this episode. Meanwhile, Doug unloaded some new cabinets. Woo! They'll destroy the previous cabinets! Nobody can use outdated cabinets! Woo! Grrr! Hulk indignant! Hulk run fingers although hair and sigh and say Hulk is confused! Laurie will, she claims, have a significant hissy fit if the carpet is glued. It is not, so we're saved a tune and dance, and as an alternative subjected to a tune and dance about placing down maple floors. She's shaking her palms again too, but with both hands. (Tries it.) TYPUNG WITGH Nose HARDF.L. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrybar! Mark, Nathan, and John. No, they are not apostles, they're Doug's staff of friendly Home Depot Product Placement At-Home Services helpers. Wow, between the extendible pointer stick he's been using to level at issues, the identify "Operation Sophistication", and his army of builders, he'll be wearing a general's outfit for the designer chat at the end of the episode. They've also received a pry bar! MANLY DESTRUCTION TIME! Airhead vs. Gasbox: Laurie (to her vast and abyssal disappointment) can't change the gasbox fireplace, as it will take too long. Given the shoddy-work horror stories you hear from some former Trading Spaces victims homeowners, I wonder at changing it anyway. I can see the headlines now: "Plymouth obliterated in fireball. Homeland Security searching Al-Qaeda agent codenamed 'Laurie Smith'." Drawer Wars: Okay, first the 'Amy Wynn and Ty fight for the router bit software drawer' gags have been funny, however they quickly received severely creepy. I don't even want to know what the hell's happening with these boxer-brief-like abominations Ty whipped out - Is that a thing to make it seem like your ass is hanging out? - but I'd like to have phrases with someone over it. Painful phrases. Though I wonder at Amy Wynn's qualifier that that is the primary time she and Ty have crossed paths "as carpenters". I'm secretly hoping it means that the next Trading Spaces spinoff can be Trading Spaces: Highlander. You know, Amy Wynn's strolling down a darkish alley, then there's that weird sound as Ty steps out of the shadows, they have a flashback to this scene, then they pull out swords and attempt to hack each other's heads off. (If it ever happens, my prayers are with Amy Wynn. Oh, wait, I'm agnostic. Okay, my vitriolic phrases of hatred are with Ty, then.) Heeeeeeere we're, born to be kings.... Well, I suppose this Amy Wynn vs. Ty arm wrestling is as close as I'm going to get to an epic battle at the end of which there may be only one. Paige breaking it up is hardly epic, as properly. Spank me, I have been a foul dangerous boy.... Paige took to slapping guys on the ass this episode. First was Ty (though she missed and bought him nearer to the kidney) when he made a closing play for Amy Wynn's device drawer. It will need to have been spontaneous, else I'm certain Ty's scriptwriter (he should have one, no model-turned-carpenter might think up this much dialogue) would have put in some cheap-shot comment about having fun with the spanking. Her second sufferer was a homeowner, John (who's working with Doug), but she seemed to mean it as encouragement as he walks off digicam to do some work. He appeared to take it as encouragement, as I heard an off-camera "Woo-hoo!" only a few seconds after the slap. I presume the delay was John rapidly checking to affirm that Paige, not Doug, had slapped him. I'm so upset I need to bust up something! They did not bust up the cabinets. Paige is as disillusioned as I'm. Seems that John, not content with getting his home executed as he works here, is taking the cabinets for his garage. Aww, boo. Recyclers be DAMNED! On tonight's Trading Spaces, Ty helps Laurie get in touch with her interior pimp: At the least, that is what it appears to be like like as he offers her his pimp-flavah huge "$$$" ring and matching greenback-signal neck weight throughout their discussion of the new mantle for the fireplace. "Yeah, just cover your wedding ceremony ring with that." Evidently he is not making an attempt to make her look like a single madam as much as externalizing her want to spend and spend and spend. Well, he's on the right track then. I just did not realize that Laurie's inner wishes appeared so very similar to a homey wit' bling-bling. There's got to be therapy for that. Evidently, the bling-bribe was enough to clean Laurie's mind of excellent ideas: Ty gets to design the entertainment center. It cantilevers. Sounds interesting. Though, if a brand new viewer tuned in while he was describing it in detail and how it'll tie into the room, they'd be questioning why the designer's sporting a software belt and who the lady within the gaudy jewelry is. Oh captain my captain: Doug's obtained a war room arrange. I tell ya, he's going to be Four-Star General Doug earlier than that is over. Oh my God, he's got a wall-sized chart. And Paige is looking it sensible. For Hastur's sake, do not encourage him! He's additionally summoned Mark, an electrician, from the misty deep. His military is increasing with every passing minute; earlier than lengthy no mortal will have the ability to stop his reign. The electrician is going to install lights (recessed fixtures) around the fireplace. Wait a minute, that's Mark the electrician, John the homeowner, and Mark, Nathan, and John the unrelated three-man Home Depot collective. Man, this goes to get complicated. No, it isn't yellow. It's a dark mild off-off-yellow. Laurie first seems to be admitting to the fact that her paint palette is, effectively, limited. "You realize, I attempt to idiot everybody, and it is like... naaaah." Yellow. It should be yellow. "I don't see this color as boring. It's a beautiful wealthy colour and I'm using the improper instrument to attempt get the can top off with...." No, you are using the proper software incorrect. I can see the lid moving almost an inch off the can on the far aspect. Because the paint stirrer she's utilizing is simply going to get lined in paint anyway, she should simply stick it in the can on the boundary between the open part of the lid and the stuck part, and twist. As she reveals the paint - which is yellow - she fires the primary salvo in her common battle over the exact color. "I realize it seems to be more yellow there" - That's as a result of it is yellow! - "but it dries a really sort of earthen...." An earthen yellow maybe? James seems to have seen the show earlier than, as he mumbles one thing that seems like "It dries...." like he's going to say "It dries yellow." however trails off. Laurie, undaunted by my muttered insults and James's nebulous feedback, continues. "It's referred to as 'Chestertown Buff'." Feels like a porn star. Our Yellow Du Jour has 37 ends in Google, it is so well-liked. Laurie paints some on the blue wall, so we are able to all see the glory of not-yellow that she's seeing. On the wall, it appears yellow. So yellow, in fact, that even she's forced to admit it. "And on this blue, it's looking actually yellow." No, my pricey, it isn't the blue that's making it yellow, it's the yellow that is making it yellow. Tina tries to be consoling and compromising. I don't think she's seen much of this present before, then. She says "I believe Barbie needed yellow. I imply, we will say yellow, okay? We can say buff, however it is yellow." But Laurie's not achieved yet, no sir. After closing her eyes (to keep away from the damning yellow evidence, I presume) and tensing up like she's simply stepped into something disgusting, she says "No, however it isn't yellow! Eeeee!* Let me go get the swatch; this is gonna drive me crazy, it is not y'all." (*To translate that "Eeee!" into written English: That's "Eeee!" as in "Eeee! This is unpleasant!" not "Eeee! A MOUSE!" or "Eeee! We're completed!" A nasty, but not scary, eeee.) Tina, getting sick of Laurie's avoidance of the painting (and the writing) on the wall, factors on the yellow and says "Laurie, yellow." as if she was introducing them to one another. I'm thinking they're going to wish to add a tenth circle to Hell simply to accommodate the unhealthy Trading Spaces designers. Another one! Doug has hired an "artisan" named Ron. Doug explains how he hires art teams to do artistic work for all his high end purchasers. I'm sure that may put Barbie at ease, once she goes home and learns that Laurie hasn't employed anybody to date and is burning time arguing about yellow. Speaking of which.... And one other one of those too.... For each employed hand Doug summons, Laurie has an insistence that it's not frickin' yellow. (Not that she'd ever use such words herself, no....) Paige has appeared to echo Laurie's sentiment that it that it wants two coats. However, Paige says they need it just to verify it's really, shock surprise, yellow. I wonder on the advantageous precision with which Laurie reaches the tip of the sentence "It's Chestertown Buff, it's not..." just as Paige chimes in with "And it seems to be..." so Paige and the homeowners' shout of "Yellow!" simultaneously drowns out Laurie and ends her sentence. Laurie, in response, throws a miniature foot-stamping tantrum. "No it's not, it's BUFF!" She follows this with a giggle, which reminds me of a Usenet troll who follows a flame with a smiley face, so you can never fairly inform if he is insulting or simply tactless. I do hope her one-year-previous son Gibson is watching, he'll learn some nice ideas for being a brat just by watching Mommy! Then we'll see a toddler robust enough to hoist his mother together with her personal petard. Ahhh! Prison of love flashback! No, it isn't fairly brown-grey enough, however Ron explains they're going to be placing a blue-grey plasterish/paintish product on the partitions, which can then be speckled with the same stuff to make a textured wall. Doug does the primary coat (utilizing a roller), then Barbie does the speckling (utilizing a brush). The speckling appears nice. Paige fault: Laurie seems to have conveniently forgotten that $a thousand of her price range (she thankfully has $1500 left, I used to be so nervous) goes to Paige, to take a homeowner looking for the "Paige Gift", an merchandise of the homeowner's selection that the designer may have to make use of in the room. My suggestion to Tina and James: $A thousand of vivid green paint, or one of the other colours Laurie can't use as a foremost point of her designs. Oh, and a can of stock-commonplace yellow, just for comparison purposes. Laurie, feeling the money slipping out of her fingers, bites her finger in thought about find out how to spend her last $500 before Paige grabs it. Apparently, Paige already has some ideas about where to take the homeowners buying. She says it is to Laurie's liking. Laurie ain't shopping for it. Where's the purple-sizzling eye poker? Or the cyanide? The going-to-business bumper was a shot of Ty smothering Amy Wynn with the creepy boxer shorts. Within the immortal words of A.K. Swift: "Watch me vomit!" Speaking of vomiting.... Sony Vega ad quantity two. Do not forget that. Oh, and does not the ditty within the background of the "E-Bay bidding" Earthlink advert sound just like the Moon Patrol theme? The Howling: Tina and James talk about how fortunate their neighbors are to be scoring all-new furniture. (And your previous cabinets, sister.) Tina, nonetheless, mentions that they've a big ol' "Marmaduke" dog (That is the kind of animals they have?) that was allowed on the previous furnishings. Oh, I'm certain that $2,800 chair is going to have high resale value when, as a substitute of one thing like Laurie's dainty little hips, it'll have an enormous mass of slobbering dogflesh parked on it. And do not forget no matter fabric Laurie's received in thoughts for this room.... James wants to sink their $1000 reward into a good gate. Meanwhile, Paige springs her Paige Gift on John and Barbie. I notice she does not stress the "Has to make use of it in the room." factor. Or certainly, even have Doug round. Ty vs. Ty: A shot of Amy Wynn. Something sails in from off-camera and hits her, eliciting an "Ow! That one harm!". I used to be sure it was Ty, but as an alternative it is Doug proving he could be a bastard, too. Doug is getting Amy Wynn to make a desk. The desk of her desires. Dougie boy, the table of her goals is prefab. Though she does caress that wooden really lovingly. Hordes of males watching want to be that wooden. The desk will likely be six by three in mahogany and maple. Amy Wynn guarantees to have the constructing of it finished tonight, so it may be completed up tomorrow - evidently the crew would not have the planer needed to sort out the job. Doug's military of teamsters vs. Laurie's seamster: Finally, Laurie's first sign of hired assist, Daniel, appears. Or, more accurately, Laurie drags Tina into the dank basement-cum-sweatshop the place she's trapped the poor man. He's a "professional 'stitcher', is what the right lingo is for a man". So, what's it for a woman? A stitchress? A stitchrix? A stitchrice? Or might it presumably be a 'stitcher' as properly? All of it sounded like she was stressing that he was a man. He's a man, we may inform, he seems like one, he can sew, huge deal, let's transfer on. Tina has been taken into the dungeons so she will be able to iron. Appliances are better than entertainment: Doug speaks to the homeowners about their Paige gift. They're leaning more in the direction of house entertainment, encompass sound, and so forth. Doug is steering them towards kitchen appliances. Did the man not finances for them, or what...? Dougby and Pokey: Doug continues to be tapping and poking at things together with his little pointer, from Amy Wynn's wood to the cabinets. He's also demanding to be saluted by his Home Depot charges, now. One in all the home Depot individuals, who I'm calling MarkNathanorJohn, mentions (at Doug's repeated proddings for a sensible ETA on getting the cabinets carried out) that it'll be just a few hours "as long as we haven't any more interruptions". Doug asks MarkNathanorJohn if he is implying that Doug is an interruption. MarkNathanorJohn denies it, but homeowner John turns quisling and says that MarkNathanorJohn is certainly implying that. Looks like John's jockeying for the position of Trusted Lieutenant. So Laurie carries a headshot of Doug together with her wherever she goes? Well, at the very least it is not a headshot of Frank.... Laurie is hiding her face behind a monochrome headshot of Doug (very engaging picture, I need to admit, in that noncommittal man means of admitting another man seems hunky). She's doing this as part of a fancy and completely nonscripted subterfuge specializing in stealing Doug's electrician away to do her electrics work. The gag, whereas drained, is not as bad because it sounds as a result of this is all shot through the Paige Cam. Laurie, who normally seems a minimum of type of cute, tends to appear to be a fish on the Paige Cam. For many of this Paige Cam second, we can't see her face. Consider all the unborn nuts that died for this mantle! Ty has busted out a brand new walnut wooden mantle for Laurie (from a photo of an analogous mantle). Laurie says that, despite the haste, it is the most beautiful factor she's ever seen. Well, use good wood as an alternative of MDF, that occurs. Also, working with the Banyan logo looming over him probably reminds him of his evil corporate masters. You don't displease the evil corporate masters, for they are delicate and fast to downsize. I, for one, welcome my evil company masters! It's the damn normal they appointed I have problems with: Amy Wynn speaks to the Paige Cam for a second on how, despite only working on one house, it looks like four due to all that is occurring. She also fondles the wooden again. Mahogany. I'd fondle it too. Doug appears to have strange concepts. Doug needs to stain the mahogany black. I know nothing about wooden, but Amy Wynn (getting pressured over the whole affair) sounds like she's on the right track when she explains the following: Doug needs the wooden dark, but does not appear to be considering that finishing it'll darken it to start with. Staining it in addition is simply going to make it appear to be they painted it black. The wood grain will likely be lost in the blackness. Doug's ears do not appear to be burning purple throughout this: He's along with his electrician as the fellow installs the last of the halogen ceiling lights. Doug performs with the dimmer a bit. Maybe he can sense the method of immortals: Ty, sensing James's strategy, turns and greets him without any obvious cues that James ought to be there. For his next trick, he gets James to noticed a piece of wooden. Ty then goes on to indicate Laurie his sketchbook web page devoted to the cocktail table he's doing. I'm glad that the camera angle permits us to see contained in the sketchbook and confirm it is a picture of a desk: Laurie gasps with such intensity on the sketch that, if we couldn't see it, we would wonder what else Ty's been sketching. Appliances are better than leisure redux: So for this reason Doug doesn't want his people spending their $1,000 Paige Gift cash on leisure. There's a Sony Vega 42 inch plasma Tv sitting in a trailer outside. Surround sound, laptop that is integrated with the entire mess if Doug is to be believed, the entire shebang. How good's the security on these shoots, and any thought if they're doing one other $100,000 episode? John's thought on the containers of costly expertise? "Good thing this goes to James, 'trigger I wouldn't be capable of figure it out." (Blink. Blink.) Come ON! You're a man! Tv-related toys and the obtaining thereof are a point of honor for most males! You need to be in your knees praying for one in every of these things! You sissy! Of course, I wouldn't want one both, I'd quite a bigass monitor for my 3.06 GHz Pentium box, however I admit my sissiness. And my geekiness. This promo of kinds was, all in all, a handy solution to do an in-present Sony Vega plug to match the ones we've seen twice thus far in the ad blocks. In unrelated information, apparently John "received the coin toss" (which was additionally off-camera... hmm) and is going out with Paige to hunt down the elusive Paige Gift. Barbie is disenchanted that she has to remain home whereas her husband will get to exit with Paige. Good factor she missed the ass-slapping and the "Woo-hoo!" some time again, else she'd be more than simply dissatisfied. I also notice that John just isn't so apprehensive about his spouse staying home with Doug and all these burly Home Depot construction employees. Oh ye of much faith. Add an advert rant: I don't like screaming infants in ads. But this Stainmaster Carpet one actually gets me: Daddy places his incessantly screaming baby on the carpeted flooring whereas he grabs a stuffed animal. Baby falls asleep immediately. As they plug the comfort of the carpet, a disclaimer fades in at the underside of the display: "It's endorsed babies not sleep on their stomachs." As somebody watching with me said: "It is suggested infants not sleep on their stomachs, but this one isn't ours so we don't give a rattling." Zoooom! The show roars back with a shot of Ty driving a souped-up golf cart, shouting to feminine pedestrians*, and passing a van studying "The (Something) of Mark Connolly". (*The sound has been muted for the musical again-from-commercial sting, so I don't know what he says.) Kid in a candy store time: Laurie's so completely satisfied about one thing that she has each James and a digital camera crew in tow as she approaches it. It's a truck. Within the truck is furnishings. And on the furniture is... fabric! Laurie expresses her love for the fabric, and begins caressing the first piece seen by means of the transport plastic. She continues by giving a plug to the furniture maker and explaining how she selected the fabric for the furniture. (After all she wouldn't settle for inventory upholstering!) She lovingly details, with applicable closeups, how the yellow in a single piece ties in to the yellow of another piece. Question: Why are these two pieces of furnishings lined in pale yellow and yellow/acid inexperienced stripes, when the partitions are, by Laurie's insistence, not yellow in any respect? Why are the chairs not Chestertown Buff? Or camel? Or any of one among Laurie's odd paint names? Why? Because she loses herself in the description of the fabric and doesn't catch herself using the forbidden phrase.... YELLOW! The prices she quotes, at James' request? $4900 for the sofa, $4200 for the love seat, $3900ish for a chair, and someplace between $1600 and $2600 (Laurie's misplaced count) each for two other chairs. Custom fabrics have their value. Doug abuses the peons and appeases his masters: During Laurie's furniture lovefest, we minimize away for the next bits: 1) Amy Wynn reveals her progress on the desk to Doug. They argue in regards to the completion time, ending with Amy Wynn's "Fifteen (minutes) AND You're not STAINING IT!" 2) Doug and his pointing stick meet with MarkNathanorJohn. MarkNathanorJohn explains how they're installing the new cabinets and how he simply, as a result of he is a nice guy, knocked collectively a piece of conduit so a flooring vent that was ineffective beneath the old ground cupboards will now redirect out into the kitchen. Doug says how a lot he loves MarkNathanorJohn's work. The gods of Home Depot smile and nod and see it is sweet. They promise to offer Doug one other slave to push around. 3) Amy Wynn exhibits Barbie find out how to do mitered edges with a chop noticed. Get moving or I'll plant one other one in your ass! Paige and her slapping pal John are off to blow $1000. They usually're off in a stretch limo. Paige notices that John appears nonchalant in regards to the limo and the $one thousand money Paige is brandishing. After all he is, he is acquired Paige in the backseat with him and he is therefore automatically kicked into "suave" mode. I mean, Paige in the backseat of a limo with lots of cameras, what extra might a man want? For the rest of this shopping journey, I'm calling John "Spanky". Ty reveals extra of his sketchings to women: Tina's studying about the desk that makes Laurie gasp. Tina, in distinction, is gasp-free. Meanwhile, Barbie's not an apt pupil at Amy Wynn's chop saw. The blade stops halfway by means of a piece of wood and the machine begins screaming like a banshee with its leg in a bear lure. Amy Wynn has Barbie cease and explains what occurs when you place a lot force on the handle. Barbie, supposedly wiser for the lesson, then begins up again and the screeching starts once more. Reacting to the "an excessive amount of power" screeching, she places each fingers on the handle and begins utilizing twice as much pressure as before. Now commences Amy Wynn shouting "TURNITOFFTURNITOFFTURNITOFF!" over the blade's unholy rasp. The blade off, she calmly (I do not know the way) says "You've obtained my noticed a bit of indignant." Well, the noticed could be angry, but I don't think it's the saw that is most likely seeing visions of twisting this Barbie doll's head till it comes off. Ty packs his wood and Tina right into a automobile to go on a quest for heavier hardware services. Guy doing gal issues: Shh, it's a Best Buy. Shhhh! Paige and Spanky arrive at a Best Buy, a incontrovertible fact that is only obvious should you see the reflected logo and the occasional in-retailer signal. I'm guessing they did not pay sufficient advert dollars. Now, we see Spanky's fantasies about going out with Paige dashed hopelessly towards the rocks of reality. While she is a lady, and he a man, there's nonetheless something separating them: She's a lady, and he is a man. A woman and a man who're shopping. Paige starts to mull over the relative advantages between a toaster and a toaster-oven, whereas Spanky just needs to grab the very first thing that appears like a toaster and go. Paige, being the nice hostess, offers in simpler than any self-respecting lady ever ought to. Gal doing guy issues: She's out with Ty. Shhhh! While on their subject trip to the Magic Land of Big Routers, Ty - referring to himself in the third particular person - corrects Tina's misconceptions of a high-tech router, which he claims shouldn't be so much like a "funky noticed" (in Tina's words) as it's like the Terminator. Insert your California recall joke here. However, Ty quickly defers to the Keeper of the Router for more complicated info. In this the Keeper fails, mainly regurgitating Ty's words but with extra jargon and less action film references. Guy doing gal things, part 2: It's a bust. And stop taking a look at Paige's! Paige declares the buying trip "a bust". Now we know Best Buy didn't pay a lot. But Spanky has an concept! A Playstation for the kids! Imagine playing that on the bigscreen Tv! Paige says, "Oh, dude, you're pondering!" What he hasn't thought of is that there is going to be a holy conflict over that Tv when the mother and father need to observe cable and the children need to play Crash Bandicoot. Gal doing man issues, half 2: What-what-WHAT? Ty discusses one thing with Tina over the router noise. It sounds to me like "I really feel the goowa bafudgeit! 'Cuz I fava mudgeit! Az az a stupendous factor!" Tina responds with "Take a stroll all the way down to my home next!" I believe Ty's speaking about how you can also make lovely things with a large funds. Nepotism! Doug has employed an outdated coworker (well, an previous manager, I believe - Doug used to work in his shop) named Chris to help Amy Wynn do some wainscoting work. Doug kisses Amy Wynn to speed up the work. Chris declines an identical boon. That's a lovely wainscoat: So, of two pronunciations of 'wainscoting' I present in all of the dictionaries I checked and one I found solely in a number of, they went for the rarer one. Okay, tremendous. I hear "Postal 2" is basically good. Let's get that. Ah, the wonders of selecting a recreation to go together with the PS2. After Paige and her pal show their incompetence at playing, Spanky grabs a game and says "This appears like a child's game." An incredibly scientific technique to do it, compared to, say, the score. Paige says it seems to be more like a child's sport than, say, (Paige grabs semirandom title) "this". Some rewinding and fastforwarding later and i realized it was Everquest! Bwa-ha-ha! An excellent plug for the Evercrack Elven Princess and her twin Boobs of Fanboy Attraction +5! Paige, comfortable about their reasoned choice of recreation, lets out a scream. No doubt the other customers, who I'm sure are even now being held within the far facet of the shop by TLC safety goons, had been completely happy to hear her whoop of ecstasy. Lil' Miss Eloi visits her pet Morlock: Laurie gasps, both as a result of her basement stitcher has finished the gold desk skirts he was doing, or as a result of the Paige whoop in the last scene deafened her. "Oh, it is so great!" Definitely the skirt, then. Seeing one completed, with yellow-gold topper fabric, elicits a further half-moaned "Oh, that's lovely." I mentioned it, there's an orgasmically joyous squeal arising. Are they wearing seatbelts? With 770 dollars left after buying the PS2 - It was only $230 after taxes, with a sport? - Paige and Spanky discuss their subsequent cease. Spanky, clearly trying to recall the line from memory, says: "What about Home Depot has a... a... dwelling retailer!* Home Style... retailer! And it's all excessive-end appliances... uh, or hi-excessive-finish** things for your own home." He then adds a hastily-mumbled, "We can go there." *Paige quietly begins to prompt him before he catches himself. **He gives the PS2 box he's holding a slap to emphasise his point - or his frustration - here. Poor Spanky, Paige is making you work in your new cabinets. In all fairness, though, Paige's angst-ridden look, supposedly as she was weighing advantages of the 20 minute one-method journey to the house Depot retailer, followed by a desperate "STEP ON IT!" to the limo driver, was only nominally extra genuine and far more annoying than Spanky's hack job on the house Depot line. In one other dimension, Doug pushes "Barbie Doll" into some sewing, so she "steps on it" and zips via about $5 of the 75-dollar-a-yard silk curtains straight away. Doug admonishes her and speaks menacingly of messing up 300 dollars in silk. Now all Barb has to do is tick off Paige and she'll have aggravated the whole holy trinity of Designer, Carpenter, and the Perky Host. Poor lady, tv life is not treating her properly in any respect. Though, if Doug's using 75-dollar-a-yard silk for drapes, what's Laurie going to do to trump him? $200 per yard? And one other thought: If Doug's so frightened about the silk, why's he drinking right over it? Meanwhile, with the competent feminine homeowner.... Ty, now again on the home, takes a break from the cocktail table of routing wonders to indicate Tina how his master plan on the shelving system goes. After much moaning and groaning, he fits the leisure heart shelving system into place on the future wall mount. They do not precisely slide as much as they are often yanked out of place and caught into a barely totally different horizontal position. But hey, better to have a snug match than to have all your CDs fall out of the shelf. He additionally known as down the routing magic on the shelving system, to make fine horizontal grooves into which CD jewel circumstances match. Tina reiterates her need to get Ty in her home. Then he says "Are you crazy? There isn't any room for me over there!" Oh, nice. Now Tina is aware of in regards to the Legions of Doug ravaging the land whereas she was locked in the basement with a stitcher. I went to the World Expo in Montreal. It was way cooler than this. Paige and Spanky pull up in front of the Expo Design Center. I believed that they had the incorrect place until I saw the relatively tiny writing "A house Depot Company" beneath the title. Between his manly procuring method and his admitted lack of know-how talent, he goes for the blender that, as Paige says, simply has an on and off change. My blender's older than I'm and it has more options than that. We now pause for a break from the Spank & Mindy show. Back residence, Barbie is indignant (heh heh) that Paige and Spanky are off having enjoyable. Doug turns the screws a bit about the money, the limo, Paige.... Hey, I'd reasonably him off in a limo with Paige and a thousand dollars than him off alone in a limo with a thousand dollars. Paige isn't a girl now, she's a woman who's procuring. Whole 'nother being proper there. She's about as sexy as a dead fish to a median man right now. Doug turns the screws a bit more, invoking the work "perky". Because you already know that each screaming tryst is described as "perky". Spanky is doing all of the homework tonight. Bad, dangerous Spanky. We now end our pause. Paige, exhibiting her perkiness, attempts to purchase much of the shop earlier than realizing her budget won't hold. She screams a bit too. I hope Barb didn't hear that. After the industrial, and with darkness lurking outside the home windows, they arrive dwelling. Doug struggles with the video recreation title "Jak and Daxter", renaming it "Jak and Dax. Ter." Barb hopes they have more than that. Paige: "Of course We have More than THAT!" I was hoping she'd say they blew all of it on champagne, a sizzling tub, and some strippers. But it's a household present. Not that Paige dresses all that a lot heavier than the Everquest babe. (Though Paige has by no means been chained to an altar, a lot to the dismay of a few of the fanbase.) Doug appears to be anticipating more than six(ish) containers. When there isn't, he falls again into diplomat mode and says "Well, that is so much! Cool-cool-cool-cool." Paige is $sixty eight beneath price range, by the best way. It's sunny once more! Ty drives out to see Amy Wynn. He uses, after all, his super golf cart. He almost goes into the identical spin he did with a toy automobile at the top of the episode. Amy Wynn has enough faith not to dive for cowl, the fool. The 2 carpenters commiserate about their workloads and exalt at the actual Wood they're utilizing. Amy Wynn explains Doug's desire to abuse the mahogany with ebony stain. Ty, being Ty, says "Ebony and mahogany? Ain't that a song?" Sadly, Amy Wynn doesn't belt-sand his face off. It's darkish once more? Paige proclaims the fading daylight, which has began to fade after its transient stint of being darkish, then mild again. The second-shift Home Depot people are putting Doug's ground in. He berates Spanky - sorry, "John" - for being out all day with Paige. Laurie exhibits off her maple floors. Cinnamon-colored maple floors. Brown, who'da thunk it? Though it does look nice. Homework: General Doug's two conscripted grunts can be painting the ceiling whereas the house Depot hirelings do the ground. That strikes me as a dance and a half, unless everyone learns the right way to wall-stroll. Laurie wants her folks to put in the flooring. Oh, wait, she's just kidding! A 4-person Home Depot crew are doing the flooring. In reality, the homeowners need to polyurethane the wall-shelf thingy and paint the molding for the room. Paige confronts Doug on the wooden staining. He refuses to discuss it, for he is the overall. Except he can't tell the distinction between residence and Home Depot anymore. Paige says they're both delirious. The legions are probably contemplating relieving him of command. Doug obviously hasn't found the trick of mainlining some caffeine crystals. If it doesn't kill you, you may stay up for weeks! Oh, and father mutant kids. Paige also uses the super golf cart to drive Laurie dwelling, or to no matter momentary domicile is serving the function thereof. When Laurie lists the day's achievements, Paige responds with "No! Get out!" and stops the cart. Laurie finishes speaking and gets out of the cart. Wow, I didn't think Paige really meant that determine of speech actually. Abandoning Laurie in the course of nowhere with nothing however a camera crew, floodlights, and no matter transportation the digicam crew's utilizing? How will she ever get house? What a heartless bitch. No-drip paint roller: Barbie and John discuss the painted ceiling. They have faith in Doug, regardless that they think it's weird to paint a ceiling. Woah, that is saying one thing. It's saying something else that John's utilizing a clear white roller to paint the ceiling grey. Tiring of this feat, he additionally helps set up the crown molding. The son of Appliances are higher than leisure: Paige, with an umbrella and in different clothing from the day's filming, springs the free Tv/speakers/etc. factor on James and Tina. Wow, I guess self-confessed tech-illiterate John is getting a fancy-schmancy Tv as effectively. Paige calls Tina "Dude!" however forgets that the Dell Dude and his ilk made that bit of vernacular gender-neutral. She says "I just known as you each dudes! I'm delirious!" Maybe we must always relieve her of command. I know this man named Joe who's received hosting expertise. Paige then springs the computer shock as nicely. Tina responds with "Cut the s---!" and is clever sufficient to understand that she's going to be getting similar surprises. James, after Paige leaves, suggests asking for much more stuff, since everything they've considered to date has been included. Ah, wise homeowner desires to milk this for all it's price. Day 2. Well, Day 1.9999: Doug, in additional informal duds as well, gets to lug the still-perky and nonetheless-informally-dressed Paige into the half-completed room (at 2 AM) to verify the paint job. He sees spots on the ceiling. I believe he's just seeing spots, period. He sends Paige house for her magnificence sleep. Maybe he's seeing spots and thinks she's received acne or one thing. Barbie says that Paige doesn't want magnificence sleep. Doug kisses Paige on the cheek. Paige says, dreamily - as a result of she's about to fall asleep - "I feel extra lovely already!" and leaves. First Amy Wynn, now Paige. My God, I'm getting jealous of Doug. Someone shoot me. Over at Casa Del Maple Floor, one of the friendly hardworking Home Depot people (who work all night on things for everybody, I'm positive) semi-jokingly decides to take a 5 hour coffee break. His head's in all probability on a pike at Home Depot's corporate HQ proper now. Paige, feeling considerably useless with the pile of skilled professionals around, finally goes residence. Her meandering speech makes me assume the left aspect of her brain (or her scriptwriter) has already gone to sleep. Whatever she's taking, I would like some. Paige, inhumanly perky as ever, shows up after three hours of sleep to begin Day 2 proper. Laurie, upon seeing the floors, sits down on them and begins.... What? Oh, no, don't do the splits. Don't do them, don't do them don'tdothem don'tdothemdon'tdothem ARRRRRRRGH! Well, not fairly the splits, however whatever it was, it was neither ladylike nor within my vary of consolation. Fortunately, the marble fireplace isn't large sufficient for her to sprawl on. Doug finds his expenses taking a look at some electronics and the instruction manuals of said electronics. John claims there is not any English instructions, solely French. You understand he simply burned the English ones so he would not get stuck having to read them and put the stuff collectively. Jester romances: Now that Doug's army has apparently left and is wantonly redecorating the countryside, I'd like to entertain you with a little bit of purple prose. She, with gentle and adoring contact, caressed her one true love. She recited her love's virtues intimately, for all to listen to. She took this symbol of perfection into her arms and proclaimed with a breathy voice that "This, that is drapery." Yep, Laurie's drapes have arrived. And that i defy anybody to write a extra correct description of Laurie's behavior on this scene. Oh, by the way, this scene also introduces Greg, the second of Laurie's fabric wranglers - in comparison with Doug's, say, none - one she in all probability had in an outsourced dungeon. As her latest (and only second, not counting the ground labor) indentured slave hangs the drapes, Laurie lays some carpet, custom minimize by a agency in her adopted dwelling city. It looks faintly like a big Tetris piece. Doug's timing is means off. Maybe he wants a new belt. Doug is actually searching for Barbie and John's okay for one thing. Seems that he would not like the tile on the fireplace and would like to place some marble up. Considering that he inpergonated the tile floor in opposition to the homeowner's previous wishes, I do not think he ought to begin searching for permissions at this late stage. Nice legs. Amy Wynn's working on the table legs. Paige has turned traitor and is saying staining the table will not be so dangerous. Perhaps General Doug threatened to have her shot... ... and doubtless with the nail gun he's using to nail the wainscoting onto the wall. We love Greg. We want to present Greg a medal. As Laurie's giving certainly one of her trademark Speeches About Things She Doesn't Know Much About, she says "The pleat up prime - he did the pinched pleat because...." Greg interrupts her. "Gathered." Laurie responds with a sideways look and a terse "Thank you." earlier than continuing her lecture on how the drapes have gathered pleats to make them contemporary and informal. She ends with, "So these are actual relaxed" - abruptly she hurries up her speech - "Italian-silk-drapery-that-price-six-thousand-dollars!" She also twitches like she's fighting a need to do the Funky Chicken. Just because he would not remember it does not imply he will not miss it! Doug, Paige, and Barbie sit on the floor and begin unwrapping the various kitcheny accouterments Doug bought. So many he's misplaced track of what he purchased. Paige, maybe still just a little mentally fried after only three hours of sleep, starts taking part in with some contraption that looks like picket spoons tied collectively at their middle. Not garnering sufficient consideration with this, she grabs a bowl and inverts it, not noticing that there was something inside. The web impact of this is that she dumps one tissue-lined and presumably-fragile object onto one other probably-fragile object. Doug has the horror-adopted-by-a-brief-tempered-scolding reaction you'd count on of somebody in his sneakers. Then Barbie pipes up and says, in a tone I have not heard since my last encounter with an elementary school tattle-tale, "She's just attempting to get you over funds. She's gonna break it!" Ladies and gentlemen, now we have the hat trick. First Amy Wynn with the saw, then Doug with the sewing machine, now Paige with the accessories. She has put in a strong try at ticking all three of them off. Because it was, the dropped object was just wood bowls and nothing else appeared damaged. Just a bit extra fabric... Laurie's received Tina and James engaged on reupholstering kitchen-type chairs. She tries to freak Tina by acting like Tina staple-gunned her finger. Wait 'til you get again to your house and see the drapes. You'll have an embolism! Doug exhibits the difference between a $1,500 excessive-end lamp that he obtained from somebody in the same constructing as his artwork studio and a $sixty five thrift-shop buy. Not a lot, the way in which he's speaking. I guess he doesn't want to purchase from that person again.... Barbie gasps on the $1,500 value tag. Paige and Barbie prefer the expensive one. Just on the shade, I should agree. Though $1,435 looks like a big markup only for the difference between icky mustard yellow and sky blue. Oh, and do not forget the expensive one's teardrop upper half, in comparison with the opposite one's cylindrical higher half. And the jangly things. Doug has stored at least one in all his legion for the second day: The artisan named Ron who's painting some plasterish trendy-artwork thingy on the wall. Flee from the market: Laurie reveals off her mass of equipment. Tina says it appears like a flea market. Laurie says it's far costlier than a flea market. Yeah, but it still seems to be like a flea market. Laurie: A $a hundred tchotchke remains to be a tchotchke. As if in response to this, she whips out a nineteenth century sunburst Italian mirror. Tina asks how previous it is. Laurie as an alternative tells Tina when she thinks it was made. "It's most likely late, late 1800s. Like 1890, probably flip-of-the-century." Excuse me, but when it was turn-of-the-century wouldn't or not it's a 20th century sunburst Italian mirror? James, as he is carried out all episode, notably with the chairs, allows Laurie her massive moment: He asks the worth. About $1800. Man, she likes that quantity. Dates, prices, if it's not in the 1800 range it is not value it. The inclusion of fabric, after all, requires an incidental 500% markup. You've by no means requested for one earlier than, why start now? Doug decides, once the countertop is in, to take the unprecedented move of asking someone (specifically, Barbie) for an opinion. She does not like it. Surprise! Though, for once, I agree with Barbie completely. A sample (marble, granite, and so forth.) would look better than stable white. Doug, performing another marvel in a day already stuffed with wonders, explains his reasoning: "In order for me to place a high quality countertop in right here and never go together with a laminate, the only thing available is Corian Glacier White." So, was this a value subject, a listing issue, what? "Give it an opportunity, as a result of what is going on to occur is, by the things you put on the countertops and accessorizing it, and we throw in pops of coloration, it's all gonna work. And, and, it's gonna... we'll put some life into this place, okay? I feel ultimately you are gonna like it." I translated that as saying "It might be a pig, but we have not put the lipstick on it yet." Whatever you put on it, it's still gonna be a stark white countertop. You can't bury it all! Geometry for rank inexperienced persons: Ty moves bits of the cocktail desk around semi-purposelessly as Laurie seems to be on. Ty seems to be going for a cube. No spanking, so we'll pop some bubble paper. Paige, cruelly snuffing out bubble paper bubbles, declares that the time has come for Tina and James to start the elusive Paige Gift hunt. Tina and James wish to get a complete house entertainment library. Paige appears unimpressed. Tina wins the onscreen coin toss and shall be off on the hunt. Damn, no low-cost sex jokes this time. Happiness is a warm gun. Give one to Doug. No, wait, give it to ME! The place that Amy Wynn took her magnum opus, the mahogany desk, to be sanded, took over 3/8 of an inch - almost A HALF AN INCH - off the desk, so now the nails that she punched into the bottom of the desk are displaying via the highest. Doug needs names and addresses of the perpetrators. Not less than, until Amy Wynn factors out that she must tap in all the nails, leaving an ugly sample. After that, Doug simply says they will not see it after he stains it. Yeah, besides there's still a bunch of nails sticking out the underside of the desk! I want Doug's title and deal with, then. Oh, wait, I have his identify. Also, because abusing the mahogany with stain wasn't unhealthy enough, he has to hurry-job it and stain the maple along with the mahogany, one thing Amy Wynn cannot guess at the outcome of. Doug admits that he doesn't know either. Amy Wynn appears about as ticked off as I would be if I spent two days on something and had somebody come along and want to screw round with it in methods even HE would not perceive. How many butchers did you have to kill for that, then? Members of Doug's military are rubbing butcher's wax on the partitions for reasons I fail to understand. Speed up! Speed up! Make pizza out of the cameraman! The limo from the shopping journey yesterday artfully stops in entrance of a cameraman who's busy catching Tina's first glimpse of the limo. Yo, yo, yo! Ty 'State' Pennington is in tha hizzy! Word! The pre-industrial bumper is Ty, confirming my suspicions, in full purple and leopard-print gear, including the bling-bling ring and phat necklace from yesterday. He seems to be like an additional from Pimps at Sea. Speaking of whoring.... Sony Vega advert number three, not counting in-show product placement. Rewind time: What? An ad for the hundred grand present? I'm WATCHING IT! Oh, it's the encore. I idly observe that they had a black limo within the ad, and a white one in-show. I'm additionally reminded of what a complete goddess Amy Wynn is when she's not dressed in butch carpenter gear. Now, we need to see about not dressed, period. Awwwww. Tina will get all choked up about the marvel of all that's happened. Gun! I want the freaking gun! Doug, with Barbie at his aspect because Amy Wynn's most likely within the fetal position somewhere, shouldn't be pleased with the "professional" sanding on the table. The staining has made obvious what appears to be like like abrasion strains from the sanding. But, unlike Doug, I'm additionally sad with the staining: It looks like somebody took a flamethrower to the table. (Meanwhile, Ty's masterworks, the good-looking shelves and fireplace mantle, are being put in.) Doug decides to get the stain off the maple, then tape the maple up LIKE HE Should HAVE Done IN The first PLACE, restain any unstained mahogany, then oil-rub the whole desk. Doug: I hope Birnam Wood marches to your home and kicks your ass! Ewwwww. Tina sets Paige up for catastrophe by utilizing this logic: $1000 divided by $20/CD or DVD = 500 items. First off, no one in the identical universe because the RIAA pays that little for a CD newer than 1995 vintage. DVD's ain't low cost either. Second, taxes. Finally, $1000/$20 = 50. Looks like Paige is gonna be the one being told she's gone overbudget for a change. As they stand at the checkout, Paige (the light occurring) imparts this final little bit of knowledge on Tina. Paige has a future profession in government price range balancing. Tina asks the cashier if they will begin over. The cashier says yes. The cashier is being paid to say sure. Tina says, cryptically, "Only favorites!" So that you were going to purchase films that your neighbors hated...? Hey, it pays better than 'housewife': Because the shelves go up and Laurie plans the tchotchke invasion, she asks Ty how they'll ever return to their real jobs. She hastily adds "of Trading Spaces". Ty says "Oh! I thought you meant upkeep." This can be a nice way of firing someone. "It's the smartest thing you have ever finished. Oh, by the best way, choose up two weeks' pay and clear out your locker. Security will escort you out." Woah. Doppelganger moment. Paige speaks to the limo driver briefly, giving him a few seconds on digital camera to brag to the family with. (Looks.) Woah, man, he seems like an older model of this guy I labored with last 12 months! Same hair and every thing! HEY BUDDY! You realize A man NAMED J.C. McLEAN? MarkNathanorJohn MarkNathanorJohn, who's actually Mark, helps put the fridge in. Despite homeowner John doing all the pushing, Doug ignores him to appease the company Gods and proclaim that "The brand new black is orange!" (Orange as in the house Depot shirt color.) The corporate Gods should have this one defined to them, for they think it is some type of African-American reference. Run Laurie over! Run a manufacturing assistant over! For God's sake, RUN Someone OVER! Paige and Tina get again, nonetheless riding in the limo, as Laurie and James look on. Whereas Laurie's normally wailing while Paige talks of price range overruns, now that the shoe's on the opposite foot... ... Laurie's nonetheless wailing (about time constraints) and Paige is still speaking about funds overruns. Some issues by no means change. Maybe we may get collectively on weekends and you might take orders...? Guys? Guys? General Doug's army lastly disbands. Doug makes some cryptic comments concerning the marble for the fireplace. It's common as a result of it's bigger than the universe. Laurie and Paige put a giant painting on the mantle. "It's kind of a common painting, 'trigger it's a landscape, however yet it's obtained an summary(?) quality...." I think it overwhelms the fireplace. Paige makes use of the phrase "Kick it up a notch." Emeril's gonna kick your ass, Paige. BAM! General Doug and his last two soldiers are holed up in a tent in Plymouth.... Doug says it's playtime! Whee! Time to maneuver the furnishings in! What? Doug's acquired one kinky concept of fun. Holy Hell, she said "Heck"! Laurie discusses missing marble (Oy vey.) and says she is aware of she didn't put it in her car as a result of it's "heavy as heck". This deserves its personal merchandise. Well, no, however I thought of this next headline and couldn't pass it up: You lost them a long time in the past, honey. Oh, it's singular. Never thoughts. After some fairly muted agonizing (for Laurie) about her lost marble, Ty comes alongside and reads his traces admirably, 'accidentally' implicating Doug in naughtiness. Paige asks if Laurie's being arrange. Laurie says no. Obviously not, since we have tripped past the land of most likely-scripted into oh-boy-is-this-fake. Laurie goes on the hunt for Doug. Doug is outside hiding a tile cutter and tossing marble away from stated cutter. Laurie sneaks up behind him - he ought to borrow a few of Ty's magic early warning system mojo - and confronts him. Probably the most memorable part being when Laurie says "You possibly can run, darling, but you cannot conceal!" That's not memorable, what's memorable is that Doug is bobbing up and down (hiding tile) and yet she seems to keep her eyes locked on where Doug's head would be if he weren't bobbing. Is the cue card guy over there or something? The Realm of The Archon vs. The Land of Laurie: The bloody battle for supremacy continues. James, unable to play sounding board for Laurie's value-tallying methods, proclaims that the lamp shades Laurie bought are ninety bucks a pop. Tina says "Well, James, we're dwelling within the Land of Laurie and that's chump change." Best quote all episode. Laurie slips Doug the tongue: That'll keep you reading. Well, truly, she grabs his face, sticks out her tongue, and makes a raspberry noise. Apt punishment for stealing marble tile, to be sure. But given the quantity of saliva that may throw, I think it is shut sufficient to rely as an intimate gesture. Paige, in fact, comes along and deflates Laurie's balloon by mentioning the electrician thing. Laurie and Paige run away laughing. Doug is left alone, confused and angry. When will the hurting stop, Paige? But that scene was great entertainment. In comparison with the Ty/Amy Wynn battle, anyway. Watching Doug nonchalantly toss marble around was a deep and profound expertise of high quality that the individuals of the world ought to be pressured to see for their very own benefit. Quickies: Memorable moments from the ultimate meeting montage: 1) Ty and James hook up the Tv, DVD, etc. Except they do not use any cables. They never use any cables on exhibits like these. 2) Laurie putting the Italian drapes, mirror, and chair all in one convenient place for unity. That, and so Marmaduke can wreck all of them with one badly-aimed leap. Munchies! Ty, ever the gent- oh, used that line before. Ty makes to bust open a bag of chips all over Laurie's springfall-contemporary room, all while scuffing the coffee table together with his sneakers. Doug, alternatively, finally hangs the massive lampshade he bought at the top of the episode. Paige broadcasts that point's up while roaming round alone at the hours of darkness with a flashlight. I suppose Laurie received her again for that golf cart incident. And if not, I want to discover a technique to blame Laurie anyway. The earlier than and afters make one thing obvious: The rooms swapped colours. The kitchen that was once heavy on yellows and other vibrant colours is now blue-grey. The blue-gray residing room is now yellow. Chestertown Buff, sorry. Repeated jokes and old puns: Ah, the pre-industrial bumper where Doug's obtained Laurie slung over his shoulder. If you are expecting some joke about Doug having Laurie all over him, then you're going to be disenchanted. Not as a result of I'm above that, I simply couldn't think of one to trump the tongue joke. But is Laurie sporting something below her shirt or is that her unnaturally pale again I'm seeing where her shirt rides up? Chit-chat time: I'll inform you, after two hours of Laurie in that one outfit, the crimson sleeveless quantity she has on for the chat is a welcome change. Man, and I believed I was pale. Incidentally, Ty's cocktail desk is neat. A bit busy for the room, however neat. Oh, and the price of the fabric for the curtains? $One hundred twenty per yard. I knew she'd beat Doug. Only technique to trump silk is to seize an imported bolt of Italian fabric. Final finances: $49,300. That lost $seven-hundred pains Ms. Smith significantly. My opinion on the room? Laurie standard, solely extra fabric-obnoxious. Cluttered. Pieces are, for the most half, nice individually, but the room can't handle 'em all. The flowers that vanish right at the end of the cease-motion room redo is a nice touch, too. Reveal? Big deal: Did Barbie look not-terribly-amazed when she first opened her eyes? What a part of the room was she looking at? John notices the Tv. He's making an attempt to redeem himself, good boy. Paige takes the opening to elucidate that Sony donated the Tv and associated rigging - it wasn't a part of the budget. Sure as hell hope they donated the wires too. Overall response: Amazed. Laurie and Ty hid within the kitchen and watched the reveal. Their opinion? Laurie thinks they loved it. Ty's extra pragmatic: "Who wouldn't?" I think he means the cash quantity spent, not the design itself. However the statement's ambiguous enough that I give him factors for uncommon diplomacy. Oh, damn, I can't hate him now. Ty's feedback to Laurie at the top, during her hand-clasping "I'd do this room again and again; I wouldn't change a factor." gesturama, have been great. He asks, "You would not reduce down on just a few of the knickknacks?" That and his sarcastic comment on how the room wanted "yet one more piece of furniture" redeemed him. He's again in my good graces, but if it was between him and Amy Wynn, I'd nonetheless help her chopping his head off. Hate transference: However.... Judging by her "it won't match" response to the "another piece of furniture" comment, Laurie didn't discover Ty was being sarcastic. His simple "Oh, I know that." was amazingly diplomatic, more so than my "He's being sarcastic, you brainless mass of Italian-fabric-draped ego!" or one thing to that impact. Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Excellent. The kitchen's good, aside from the countertop. Say what you will, the white cupboards plus the white countertop and the halogen lights is just too much. Something must be grey, or something a little less vivid and stark. Even white with some pattern. I just realized that they moved the stove. Man, that is gonna be a tough room for the homeowners to cook in for some time. Oh, and will the silk drapes survive that near the cooking area? And while with reference to drapes, I'd like to place in a vote towards drapes that drag on the floor like this. You can't make a drape that drags look good! The desk nonetheless has shades of flamethrower abuse, although some magic has transformed it from godawful to tolerable. Four chairs, no sofa. None of them pointing at the Tv, which is excessive over the fireplace and you'd need to crane your neck to watch it. Or lie down, which you can't, because there isn't any sofa! Smooth transfer, Doug. Just had to get one of those "aesthetic" unusability tips in there. Paige nails it when she says the flatscreen "Looks like artwork up there!" Translation: You didn't want to get artwork, and you didn't know the place to place the Tv, so that you killed two birds with one stone. Final budget: $50,000 much less $28. That's spectacular. It could be far more spectacular if he'd bought a painting for the fireplace and caught the Tv someplace else. Like the place that "artisan" pal of Doug's was working. Two days and all he did artwork-clever was three rectangles of paint? What the hell am I missing here? The residing room of the kitchen/residing/dining room combo is a bit cramped, which makes me think that Doug does two-and-a-half rooms for Laurie's one. Reveal? Bigger deal: They like the room. Too much, it seems. Tina notices the kitchen's change in flooring plan immediately. Paige doesn't appear to (or wish to) choose up on it and just keeps talking about the brand new stuff. Doug and Amy Wynn just like the heat glow of giant quantities of cash and Real Wood. Final verdict: I'm not fond of both one, but largely for usability issues. Though I wasn't fond of them before, they not less than regarded such as you wouldn't come out of them with neck cramps. We'll say okay job because of the low incidence of fatal screwups. Well.... I do hope you enjoyed these ten thousand plus words, however should you didn't, at the very least take comfort in my surprise at your studying the entire thing. Goodnight! Beat a hasty retreat to the main web page.

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